Introducing the New 2ID Indiscipline Cop
I found this while reading the 2ID Weekly Update:
NEW! INDISCIPLINE COP: The Area 1/2ID Provost Marshal’s Office currently maintains an Indiscipline Cop that tracks larcenies, sexual assaults, assaults, drugs, and underage drinking; as well as, statistical data on victims and subjects of the above offenses throughout Area 1. This COP is designed for the 2ID Commanders to maintain situational awareness of acts of Indiscipline throughout their Area of Operation and to assist them in encouraging their subordinates to avoid areas deemed as “trouble spotsâ€.
In a ROK Drop exclusive I have been able to get a picture and interview with the new 2ID Indiscipline Cop:
Here is what the new Indiscipline Cop had to say:
GI Korea: How would arrest people?
Cartman: They’re not people, they’re hippies!
GI Korea: I take it you don’t like hippies?
Cartman: I’ve been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half.
GI Korea: Besides hippies who else pisses you off?
Cartman: French people piss me off.
GI Korea: At your age do you know what sexual harrassment is?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
GI Korea: Do you feel you are being properly funded to handle this job?
Cartman: Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa’s balls dude.
GI Korea: What do you plan on buying with two billion dollars?
Cartman: An UltraVibe Pleasure 2000
GI Korea: Okay, moving on, what will you tell some unruley drunk that may taunt you out in the ville?
Cartman: Sticks and stones may break my bones but I’m Jesus.
GI Korea: I could go on and on like this but do you have any final words for the soldiers of 2ID that may be reading this?
Cartman: Respect my authority or I’ll kick you in the nuts!
Holy shit. GI finally gets a sense of humor… I am utterly speechless, and that's saying something.
Laters dude.
Marcus
Yes I know it is amazing, but something as funny as an "Indiscipline Cop" requires an equally funny response.
Gi: Is "indiscipline" really a word? I never heard of it! I heard of "un" but never "in". No English expert either but, You might be a disciplined Troop or you might be an undisciplined Troop, but what is an indiscipline Troop.
But what should I expect, 2ID leadership consistantly failed to impress me in 2002 at camp stanley, in 602nd avn bn. The only thing I miss from that year might be the "Mustang Club".
Intersting that some clubs are missing. Clubs that have connections to post… Hmmm.
Also interesting that the front gate and the CMO box have a great number of underage drinkers, perhaps they should be put off limits! 😉
Hmmm…
Having never heard the word before either, I looked it up.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/indiscipline
It turns out that it means pretty much what they intended… although a quick search of the web indicates it is only used somewhat in the UK but mostly in former colonies like India… but NOT the USA.
Actually, I still think they are dumbasses… they just lucked into indiscipline actually being a word.
So, it is a word…
…but so are gratuitous, fallacious and potentate…
…but that doesn't mean you need to use them when needless/unnecessary, illogical/deceptive, and despotic leader, will do.
I might also add that sometimes he is the Indicipline Cop and other times, he is the Indicipline COP. His job is to "track Indicipline". What's up with the random capitalization? Don't Army officers have to go to college?
J!
ChickenHead:
During my time in uniform, I often got the impression that college was the ONLY qualifier for a person to be an officer.
I did know two Major's that had basic intelligence, out of my twenty years. One in Korea in 95 and another in Bosnia in 98.
1999 thru 2005 were really dark years for me in the Leadership department. Put retirement request in at exactly 12 months out.
But enough about me——————–think I'll go to the back 40 and fire up some cans with my M4, ya thatal feel good.
LMAO.
Dan,
Have you seen the new M4 lower with the modified selector markings?
"parley, arrgh and plunder"
Some will have to think about what that replaces.
At times like these, I am reminded of one downside of living in Korea… no M4 to shoot cans… and no place to do it that doesn't have 47 million people behind them.
J!