Kim Yu-na Dumps Boyfriend After He Goes AWOL from the Military to Visit Massage Parlor
Good news out there for all you single ROK Heads, via the Marmot’s Hole comes news that Kim Yu-na has dumped her hockey player boyfriend:
South Korean figure skating queen Kim Yuna, 24, and ice hockey player Kim Won-jung, 31, have broken up, Korean media reported Tuesday.
Sources said they are unsure when the pair separated.
In August, Sgt. Kim Won-jung, while serving his mandatory military service as an athlete in the military corps, made headlines when he sustained leg injuries after getting in a car accident following a visit to a massage parlor. [Korea Times]
Here are the details of what Kim Won-jung did to get dumped by Kim Yu-na:
Three ice hockey national team members on active military duty, including the sergeant known to be South Korea’s figure skating icon Kim Yuna’s boyfriend, were discovered to have left their barracks without permission and failed to report a car crash they were involved in, the defense ministry said Wednesday.
On June 27, the three draftees — two sergeants, surnamed Lee and Kim, and a corporal, surnamed Lee — left their training camp in Ilsan, just north of Seoul, in a car owned by one of the sergeants, and went to a massage parlor.
On their way back to the hotel some two hours later, their car was hit by a civilian vehicle, which left sergeant Kim with injuries requiring six weeks of medical treatment and the two with minor bruises, according to the ministry.
Kim reportedly suffered ligament damage on his right knee. [The Korea Times]
You can read more at the link, but this just seems like one of those only in Korea stories.
He’s not going to skate on this one.
The last “Happy Ending” he will have…
Looks like he won’t be getting any more Kim Pu-na.
Tbonetyler on most left, Chickenhead next left, following Smokes, then LeonLaport, and Seff following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciE1pnlcDZI
In the end, just five desperate lonely guys pulling their meats, jerking off watching a computer screen.
That’s about sums up this thread.
But as you can see from the video, Smokes still can’t get it up. But he’s trying hard and rubbing the 3cm, harder and harder.