Tweet of the Day: Explaining Nut-Rage In Korea
Why ‘nut rage’ is such a big deal in South Korea http://t.co/QKb9hsc5lu via @washingtonpost
— Victor Cha (@vcgiants) December 14, 2014
Why ‘nut rage’ is such a big deal in South Korea http://t.co/QKb9hsc5lu via @washingtonpost
— Victor Cha (@vcgiants) December 14, 2014
Well you see it’s like this. There are so many willing hotties here that are fed up with skinny whiney boys like Tom that they swarm all over the first foreign hunk they lay eyes on and beg to go to the love motels so of course we have to…
…huh? Really? Interesting…
I’m being told that’s not the “Nut Rage” they’re talking about. Back to you CH.
Q: What do you get when you kill an almond?
A: 다이아몬드
S. Koreans rage against nuts like Chickenhead.
Q: What do you get when you kill Tbone?
A1: It does not matter. He is already dead to former employers, the job market, anybody who had to endure much time with him, most of his family, pretty much all females, etc.
A2: A sad liquor store owner, a sad Liquid Paper distributor, a sad model glue factory owner, etc.
A3: an abandoned glory hole
“an abandoned glory hole”
Chickenhead abandoned his knee high glory hole postion in favor of his favorite last in line human centipede eatin shyte position with his nose & tongue up thine arse of person in front of him. See Chickenhead, last in line…
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbuq6w_the-human-centipede-sequence-1_shortfilms
Yeah? Yeah?
But… but… but YOU are at the end of… of…
…of a human millipede.
So there! ‘Cause like a millipede has like more legs and segments and stuff, man, so you are like totally eating even more used shyt. Hahaha.
In fact, you are like the last segment of a human millipede sewn to 999 human millipedes in front of it making a human millipede millipede.
Duuude you are so gross.
Not only are you the last segment of a human millipede millipede, but the first segment is fed nothing but millipedes so you are totally eating like human shyt made from millipede shyt that is the shyt of a human millipede millipede.
And then after they gather 1000 human millipede millipeds, they will make like this really long human millipede millipede millipede with you as the last segment.
And then this human millipede millipede millipede is going to be walked up the stairwell of the Burj Khalifa with you as the very bottom segment and filming will start for “Human Millipede Millipede Millipede: Bukkake Boogaloo”
They will unsew you long enough to feed.
“Well you see it’s like this. There are so many willing hotties here that are fed up with skinny whiney boys like Tom that they swarm all over the first foreign hunk they lay eyes on and beg to go to the love motels so of course we have to…”
I’m not Korean, but I think Korean guys are whole lot cuter and hotter than the sloppy looking foreign guys. Sorry, just my personal opinion.
Ljr the post was in jest and aimed towards our resident fake-Korean troll Tom.
Don’t apologize, you’re definitely entitled to your personal preference but it’s too bad in my opinion that you limit yourself so. Really none of our business but since you brought it up.
“Korean guys are whole lot cuter and hotter than the sloppy looking foreign guys.”
What about short hair, high-cheekbone, can-do foreign guys like Smoke, Johnnyboy, and GI Korea?
Don’t compare neat and well-mannered Koreans with sloppy-looking foreign guys like Tbone. It gives us all a bad image.
…not that he’d be into you… as he has a real thing for the second to last azz in a human millipede millipede millipede.
I occasionally enjoy fresh corn on the cob.
“I occasionally enjoy fresh corn on the cob.”
Well, Leon, you are damn lucky to be at the beginning of the human millipede millipede millipede.
…and it is very compassionate of you to choose a diet that saves something for Tbone way out there in the back.
Perhaps you could mix it up with some peanuts every now and then.
And make sure those nuts are served on a plate rather than in a bag.
Turning a Boeing widebody around is much easier than a human millipede millipede millipede.
As the head I the Milli³pede unit, I pledge to pass a bounty of nourishment.
I’m really glad I read this this morning. I needed something to jump start my diet, and…I don’t think I’ll be hungry for a while.
“I don’t think I’ll be hungry for a while.”
Wine and crackers does the same for me. 😀
I don’t just come here for the informed discussions and cynical commentary.
Where else can I get my quota of depraved humor in such a short amount of time?
Indeed, Johnnyboy. 🙂
Leon: Lol! Low residue only for you. Those crackers will go right through you and…well, you know. 😛
(actually I ate canned pumpkin this morning, of all things. Kind of like a long surgery makes me want a hamburger for some reason. I’d forgotten all about this thread, fortunately)
Health related side note, in all seriousness (kind of related to food that doesn’t digest also!) don’t eat too much popcorn, or peanuts for that matter…especially as you age. The bits can get stuck in little pockets in the small intestine and then they turn septic and/or you get an obstruction. Peanuts and popcorn are a big reason for those colostomy bags.
Just a note of caution, because I’ve grown fond of participants here and the cleverness mixed with depravity often makes my day! 🙂
I do wish we had different emoticons in this place though.
Those open-mouthed coprophagic (heh) grins are a little overdone.
“Peanuts and popcorn are a big reason for those colostomy bags.”
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me peanuts, popcorn, colostomy bags
I’ll be a hit with all prison fags
…now you have me worried, Liz. I’m going to eat nothing but celery topped with rare pink slime.