Picture of the Day: Looks A Little Creepy

Cheerleaders in 'hanbok'

A group of child cheerleaders in the traditional Korean costume “hanbok” performs at a basketball game in Busan on Jan. 1, 2015. (Yonhap)

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ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

Ooooo… the Spank Bank never runs dry with Smokes around.

I will see your sexualized toddlers and raise you a sexualized girl with deformities.

http://pcdn.disabilityscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/ds100514-workout.jpg

http://www.beutifulmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jes-Sachse2.jpg

If you call my bluff, I will raise you further.

Smokes
9 years ago

I’m not clicking those. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

Come on, man. You know you want to.

She has a hunchback.

And kindofa claw hand.

And one leg is shorter than the other.

Liz
Liz
9 years ago

How do you find this stuff, CH?

Leon Laporte
9 years ago

Liz: GIS

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

Liz, when the Internet was relatively fresh, my girlfriend (now wife) was finishing the last semester of her first degree. For several months, she was in another city from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

Pr0n had never interested me, as real girls were easy enough… so why spend the money on empty fantasy.

But I opened Pandora’s Free Internet Pr0n Box out of boredom and curiosity… and there were a whole bunch of tall thin hot Asian girls just like her suddenly available… all with some unique attraction… and more choices and angles than a magazine could ever offer.

Sweet.

Seeking out exactly what I was looking for became its own end.

And once that got old, there were cute little short hot girls to try.

And then that got old.

It alternated through all body types of North Asian, South Asian, white, black, Hispanic, Indian, redheads.

I tried plumpers and fatties… anorexics… girls with bad skin… shaved heads, tattoos, and too many piercings… big titties and no titties… geek girls and crack hoes… lesbians… teens… cougars… etc.

I found myself seeking something new and fresh at each encounter… saving myself for something unique so as not to waste the moment on just another generic hot girl.

Pretty soon it was to the point where my actual dream girl ideal and what was required to get the job done were perversely divergent.

Alone in front of the computer, a crippled albino dwarf with a double mastectomy was not an unattractive thought.

But the real problem is that it began to carry over into real life.

Up to that point, I generally thought only of the girl I was with… which makes the situation more satisfying… but suddenly even with my girlfriend, who was pretty much my ideal type in the real world, I found my mind straying to that big black mammy with buck teeth I had seen the week before… who I wouldn’t give a second look to in real life… but started to be an active participant in some sort of strange mental three-way.

I recognized this as fantastically unhealthy and destructive… so I put away the pr0n.

This was not so easy to do… home alone with a satisfying endorphin rush just a couple clicks away. But I did it. And never looked back.

And it made realworld things more satisfying in every way. And if I can’t get it for a few days, I just endure… as the payoff is worth the wait. And when it happens, I think need think only of my wife, as that thought satisfies me in the real world… and also in the fantasy world when not competing with all the background noise.

I would guess my experience is shared by more than a few other men here, even if they are uncomfortable to discuss it.

In recent years, there has been research showing that pr0n makes some fundamental changes in brain structure. Further, the younger generations that grew up exposed to unlimited pr0n, with expectations not grounded in reality, have issues with realworld sexuality.

Maybe pr0n is good for some people… but not me… as it serves only to dilute a need I already have filled.

And that, Liz, is the long version of how I found that stuff.

Now ask Smokes the same question.

My stuff suggests only extreme perversion… while his hints at criminality.

Liz
Liz
9 years ago

I’ve read that some people are only sexually aroused by anime.

Wonder if that’s what happened to Japan. Too many comic books.

Smokes
9 years ago

“Iโ€™ve read that some people are only sexually aroused by anime.”

It’s called Hentai, Anime is general all audience toons, the adult stuff is calle…

I’ve said too much. ๐Ÿ™

Smokes
9 years ago

“Now ask Smokes the same question.”

Uhh it’s pretty straight forward and easily discerned by the link I posted. The topic was creepy p3do type stuff so I did a googlie search for it.

As for why p0rn? Well duh…

Let’s say I go to the wife and mention “Hey honey would you mind dressing up like the St. Pauli Girl sometime when we’re in the mood to do the hunka chunka?” Well first I have to explain who the St. Pauli Girl is, what the outfit looks like. Then I have to reassure her she won’t look fat or silly or if her chest isn’t big enough to fill out the outfit. Then we move on to me explaining why I want her to do this in the first place and reassure her that I’m not bored with her or that it’s not that I don’t find her sexually enticing just plain in the buff. Man it’s just too much when I can just open a browser and do a search like this:

(Obviously NSFW, pretty tame though)
http://3.hidemyass.com/ip-3/encoded/Oi8vYWltZy5ydWxlMzQueHh4Ly9pbWFnZXMvNDY3L2IxYmJlNjdlYTNmZjBlMTk2ODU0ZGIyNmM3YTk0YTRlZGRlZjFhNjcuanBn

See? That took like 40 seconds.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

“Uhh itโ€™s pretty straight forward and easily discerned by the link I posted. The topic was creepy p3do type stuff so I did a googlie search for it.”

Don’t get your kiddie-touchers in clutch… I’m just clownin’ ya.

MTB Rider
9 years ago

Hidemyass doesn’t allow direct hotlinks (or at least it didn’t work for me.)
I remember the old St. Pauli Girl bottles if that’s what the link leads to. Loved the logo, but the beer was so-so to my unrefined palate…

Smokes
9 years ago

Yeah I guess I should’ve tested that… it was just a pic showing her jublies. Hate having to proxy, no point in all this bandwidth if everything is natively blocked. ๐Ÿ™

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