North Korea Calls Obama Administration a “Cesspool” and Threatens Nuclear & Cyber Attacks

Here we go again:

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North Korea on Wednesday ruled out resuming dialogue with the “gangster-like” United States, and vowed to respond to any US aggression with nuclear strikes and cyber warfare.

The bellicose statement from the country’s top military body, the National Defence Commission (NDC), came after reported moves by Washington and Pyongyang to revive long-stalled six-nation talks on denuclearisation.

It also preceded the start in early March of annual joint US-South Korea military exercises that always presage a sharp spike in military tensions and rhetoric on the divided peninsula.

The NDC statement was an apparent reaction to remarks Barack Obama made regarding the eventual collapse of the regime in North Korea, which the US president called the “most cut-off nation on Earth”.

The NDC statement, which labelled the Obama administration a mud-slinging “cesspool,” said the president’s comments amounted to a threat to engineer the country’s downfall.

“Since the gangster-like US imperialists are blaring that they will ‘bring down’ the DPRK (North Korea)… the army and people of the DPRK cannot but officially notify the Obama administration… that the DPRK has neither need nor willingness to sit at negotiating table with the US any longer,” the NDC said.  [AFP]

You can read more at the link, but at least they didn’t resort to racist and sexist statements in this latest verbal attack.

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ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

“Cesspool”

Wouldn’t “black hole” be more clever?

I would LOVE to write North Korean press releases.

MTB Rider
MTB Rider
9 years ago

You would have to watch all the Dudly Do-Right and Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons to get the rhythm down pat.
I always wonder if something is lost in the translation. As if the translators are using the most rediculous word choices to make the DPRK look dumb.

http://news.yahoo.com/kim-jong-un-north-koreas-threats-evoke-cartoon-033100498–abc-news-topstories.html

Also, when I was in Korea, a lot of the Koreans I worked with would adopt “American” names to make it easier to remember who was who. This part of the article made me chuckle on what Kim Jong Un would go by:
In a move that speaks more to what will go unsaid, the North Korean government decreed that no one else is allowed to have a name that is similar to their dear leaders.
Jong Un, a common unisex name in North Korea, is no longer an option for any expectant parents and anyone who already has that name must get a new name.

Would KJU go by Chris, Drew, Kelsey, Quinn or Robin?

Leon LaPorte
9 years ago

Would KJU go by Chris, Drew, Kelsey, Quinn or Robin?

I’m pretty sure it would be Barrack.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

He should go by “Rosie”…

…as he kinda looks like Rosie O’Donnell…

…except he is thinner and hotter.

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