Photography gives me a kick
and I’ll teach them a photograph trick.
I will get me a piece,
then shutter, release,
while they hold on my big selfie stick.
ChickenHead
9 years ago
LIMERICK
While a cellphone camera’s the trend,
their lens choices somewhat depend.
The could use a wide angle
to capture my dangle
or telephoto to just see the end.
ChickenHead
9 years ago
LIMERICK
These are a couple of flirts
as all they show off are their shirts.
They snap blossoms on trees
but I’d spread their knees
and snap cherries from under their skirts.
setnaffa
9 years ago
Those would all be crimes in Korea… 😉
ChickenHead
9 years ago
LIMERICK
Hoping to break their composure,
my zipper would make a disclosure.
Without being too nerdy,
I’d say, “Look at the birdie!”
and make it a double exposure.
Liz
9 years ago
Photo caption:
“Say lollipop!”
ChickenHead
7 years ago
LIMERICK
The girls in this picture I saw
left me completely in awe.
But after these years,
if I’m not drinking beers,
they now look like old ajuma.
ChickenHead
7 years ago
LIMERICK
I’m not gonna sit here and lie.
For these girls, I would kill or die.
But on closer inspection,
I lost my erėction.
What the fuçk’s wrong with her eye?
LIMERICK
Photography gives me a kick
and I’ll teach them a photograph trick.
I will get me a piece,
then shutter, release,
while they hold on my big selfie stick.
LIMERICK
While a cellphone camera’s the trend,
their lens choices somewhat depend.
The could use a wide angle
to capture my dangle
or telephoto to just see the end.
LIMERICK
These are a couple of flirts
as all they show off are their shirts.
They snap blossoms on trees
but I’d spread their knees
and snap cherries from under their skirts.
Those would all be crimes in Korea… 😉
LIMERICK
Hoping to break their composure,
my zipper would make a disclosure.
Without being too nerdy,
I’d say, “Look at the birdie!”
and make it a double exposure.
Photo caption:
“Say lollipop!”
LIMERICK
The girls in this picture I saw
left me completely in awe.
But after these years,
if I’m not drinking beers,
they now look like old ajuma.
LIMERICK
I’m not gonna sit here and lie.
For these girls, I would kill or die.
But on closer inspection,
I lost my erėction.
What the fuçk’s wrong with her eye?
(Zoom in on the eyes of the girl with the phone)