Tweet of the Day: North Korea Calls Restaurant Defections “Unprecedented Kidnapping”

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MTB Rider
8 years ago

Looks like North Korea is losing one of it’s money laundering scams:
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/04/12/North-Korea-restaurants-continue-to-close-as-revenue-declines/9811460511583/

SEOUL, April 12 (UPI) — More North Korean restaurants overseas are shutting down operations.

South Korean expatriates and tourists in Southeast Asia have been patronizing the restaurants at less frequent intervals.

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The trend has resulted in financial troubles for one restaurant in Myanmar, Radio Free Asia reported.

Pyongyang Koryo Restaurant in Yangon had been enjoying brisk business in a former city hall building – but an advisory from the South Korean embassy has effectively deterred its citizens from dining at the establishment.

Not sure what they sell as North Korean Cuisine, tree bark soup, grass root stew? Anyways, I’ve read that these places are pretty much money laundering facilities, to explain where all the sweet, sweet meth money comes from. Fatty Kim is pretty much the Walter White of Asia.

That, and if another Mass Defection takes place, Fat Boy will look bad. Again.

guitard
guitard
8 years ago

@MTB Rider

Maybe I’m missing something here … Why would they need to launder money generated from meth sales? Normally money gets laundered to hide its origin from the government … but that meth money goes straight into the KJU’s coffers.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
8 years ago

“he says, adding that restaurants are “perfect vehicles” for money-laundering.”

…but only when nobody wants to find out the truth.

If they did, they would send in a regular customer and a parking lot peeper to make a pretty close estimate of sales based on customer count and average expenditure.

Then get the credit card totals and add in estimated cash based off the pretty consistent averages in the area.

Check the credit card timestamps to insure there are no unreasonable numer or amount of charges.

See if estimates roughly matches the bank records.

Or drop in a spycam pointed at the cash register and see if everything matches.

Likely, none of this is necessary… as they just need to get some old woman running a greasy chopstick down the street, hand her the bank records, and ask her opinion.

So…see.. the resturaunts are NOT perfect vehicles… unless everybody is in on the action in some way.

MTB Rider
8 years ago

Restaurants always use the “The Customers are all Big Tippers,” and “the neighboring restaurants don’t sell what we sell” excuse.

Tips are, of course, paid in cash.

Yeah, if the cops really want to know what’s going on, they can find out… But that would cut off the “Thank you for your service” kicker money the beat cops get.

Same as it ever was. Little Italy, Little Tokyo, Little Saigon, Little Moscow, Chinatown. The names change, the Boss remains the same.

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