Korean Woman Caught Shoplifting Gold Bracelets In Her Butt
|I wonder how long she has been getting away with this?:
Police have booked a 20-year-old woman for allegedly stealing two gold bracelets and hiding them in her buttocks at a jeweler’s shop in central South Korea earlier this month, they said Wednesday.
The Heungdeok Police Station in Cheongju, North Chungcheong Province, said the woman, along with her 21-year-old friend, visited the shop on April 1 and browsed the bracelets on display. She repeatedly put her hand into her pants while the other woman was talking to an employee over the purchase of a ring.
According to the police, the shopowner found that two bracelets, worth 980,000 won (about US$856), were gone. The woman was later spotted picking them up in CCTV footage.
She denied the allegations and demanded that the shop call the police to determine whether she stole them, saying that she wore a pair of leggings and had nowhere to hide them.
Two female police officers arrived at the shop and conducted a strip search in a bathroom near the shop after getting the suspect’s consent, eventually obtaining her confession that she had hidden them in her buttocks. [Yonhap]
Okay, I will be the first to say what everyone else is thinking here… These must have been two really small bracelets considering the size of most 20-year-old Korean girls butts. Most 20-year-olds I remember could compete for the Miss No-Ass-A-Tol awards. Hehehe
I was thinking about anal sex jokes. CH probably was too; not sure who these other people are but they need to get the h3ll out of here! 😡
@smokes – I was speaking for the silent minority not the vocal majority of you and @chickenhead. Hehehe.
“I swear to God officer, it’s my BF’n BF’s ¢o¢k ring. It must have slipped off last night. I didn’t want to take it out because I might forget it, so I just left it in my azz.”
The real story here is that Korean jewelry stores are comfortable with what looks like twenty thousand dollars in gold bracelets just sitting on the counter.
The other story is that 800 dollars worth of them smell like shyt.
Old saying: “All that glitters is not gold.”
Tolkien version: “All that is gold does not glitter.”
Korean version: “Uh… We’re gonna need more than paper towels over here.”