Australian Army Captain Advocates for Prostitutes to Be Stationed with Deployed Troops
|Here is what one Australian Army officer thinks should be done to increase morale for troops overseas:
An Australian army captain currently serving in the Middle East has written an opinion piece requesting the defence forces allow sex workers to help soldiers ‘relieve stress’
Captain Sally Williamson wrote the article for the Land Power Forum, a website run by the Australian military giving past and present servicemen and women a chance to express their thoughts and offer ideas.
Capt. Williamson posted the story, titled ‘Sex And War – A Conversation Army Has To Have’, in early November but it was removed days later after fierce scrutiny.
‘Opinions on the subject will undoubtedly vary, but the conversation about sexual activism and regulation on deployment is worth having,’ the since-deleted post reads. (…..)
She begins the story by referencing past instances of the sex industry successfully integrating with armed forces and believes the ‘Army could contract Australian male and female sex workers to service troops in forward operating bases and air bases.’ (…..)
‘Another option the ADF could consider is facilitating safe and regulated sexual satisfaction through other means such as providing masturbation facilities or issuing sex toys,’ she wrote. [Daily Mail]
You can read more at the link.
When I was in the Navy, we made several port visits at Olongapo.
Rumor had it that the Navy funded the clinics to make sure the “hostesses” were clean and STD free. Even as late as the late 90’s there would be a basket of Durex condoms on the quarterdeck, with a sign for personnel departing on liberty to take one or two.
Sadly, the legend of “Fightin’ Joe” Hooker isn’t true:
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hoo4.htm
Anyways, just random thoughts to get the ball rolling.
Take it away, CH!
I wonder if the legend of Reverend Pross T. Tutté is also sadly untrue.
There might be some truth about Dr. Cocotte Strumpet MD.
And don’t forget the story of Ima Hoe Esq.
I just don’t see that working out. Despite the poor vocabulary in “Hey GI, you want f**kie? Lots love here for you!” it still sounds better with an Asian accent opposed to hearing “Oye! Stick yer shrimp in me bloomin onion why duncha?!” with a harsh Aussie accent. 😳
Smokes, don’t believe the Yank-targeted marketing.
Aussies throw prawns on the barbie and into blooming onions.
Wait… Is that “Digger” advocating Australian “Comfort Women”? 😯 😯 😯
CH, the Prawns from District 9? 😮
Ooooo… the prawns from District 9.
When handicapped minority midget pr0n isn’t doing it for me, the prawns of District 9 recharge the ol’ spank bank.
I think you all are missing the real direction this is going.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/2084051/robot-sex-doll-barcelona-sex-brothel-cost/
Only a few questions remain.
Will they be issued at CIF, or initial issue when you join up?
Then PCS with you as HHG.
These can save a fortune on Dependent entitlements, and the complications of a messy divorce.
Add a Sex Sanitation Officer to every unit as an extra duty.
And they can all be named Jody.
Problem solved!
Only a woman would be allowed to suggest something like that these days, even as a joke, without destroying her career.