Man Claims Alligator is an Emotional Support Animal
|Instead of an emotional support animal this seems more like a way to draw attention to ones self:
On a recent Monday afternoon, Joie Henney walked into the Glatfelter Community Center at the Village at Sprenkle Drive, an assisted-living development north of York, with his emotional support animal on a leash.
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He walked by an elderly woman sitting on a bench by a window, reading a book. The woman glanced up from her book, took a look at Joie’s emotional support animal, shrugged and went back to her book.
Which seemed kind of unusual. Joie’s emotional support animal is a four-and-a-half foot alligator. There must be some currency to the adage that if you live long enough, you’ll see everything.
Joie paused in the hallway while residents and staff gathered in a semi-circle, an air of curiosity mixed with the terror of seeing a huge reptile, its sharp teeth visible inside its powerful jaws, and kept their distance.
Joie said it was all right. Wally β that’s the gator’s name β wouldn’t hurt them. He’s a pretty mellow reptile, and he likes people in the companionship way, not the potential food way.
You can read more at the link, but I wonder how long before we will see even more exotic animals as emotional support animals and people demanding they be allowed on planes and in other public spaces?
Glad this trend hasn’t caught on in the Confederacy yet.
Half the people are crazy and the other half accept craziness as normal.
I have no idea how to cope with this insanity.
Maybe I can do some good if I travel to population centers with my emotional support Ebola virus.
Hmmmmm.
I have a emotional support snake. I often ask women to stroke it.
Exactly what I would have expected from CH, but good on ya. By any chance do you keep it in your pocket?
I used to have an emotion support Toyota; but some drunken mullet ran over it with a GMC pickup–fortunately while it was parked outside my apartment with me upstairs and not in it.
I’ll see your alligator and raise you an emotional support Raptor… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7HFXgyTya0
I have been an emotional wreck since the South lost.
Would an emotional support slave be tacky in today’s politically correct society?
I mean he wouldn’t be all chained up or anything… just a leash to keep him out of basic mischief. A bit of whipping when I am having anger issues. Perhaps some blinders so he isn’t gawking at white women all the time.
Like fashion, the only way to swing the pendulum back from insanity is to push so deep into insane territory that even the crazies think it has gone too far.
@Flyingsword, that video was hilarious. π
@Chickenhead, sorry not funny. π
“@Chickenhead, sorry not funny.”
At one time, I would have agreed with you… but…
Thanks to the Gillette ad and the positive media coverage around it, I am woke!
It normalized the use of gender and race to criticize, demean, promote stereotypes, and create social myths.
In the spirit of equality, if that can be done with dead seriousness to any group, it can certainly be done in jest to all groups.