Bomb Squad Called to Help Remove Anti-Tank Round from Man’s Anus
If this wasn’t in the Army Times you would think this was a Duffel Blog story:
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The phrase “shell shocked” took on new meaning last week when a man in Gloucester, England, managed to lodge a 2-inch-wide World War II anti-tank shell inside his rectum.
The rectum’s owner, who (understandably) chose to remain anonymous, told medical staff at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that the 57 mm round, part of the man’s WWII memorabilia collection, became embedded inside his anus after he “slipped and fell,” as one is known to do in England.
An explosive ordnance disposal squad was subsequently called to the hospital to ensure the munition was not in danger of detonating within the individual’s personal hurt locker. By the time EOD personnel arrived, doctors had already removed the shell.
Army Times
You can read more at the link, but I am definitely not buying the slipped and fell story.
Amateur.
I watched a navy girl take a 105mm all the way up past the 105.
I said, “Well boys, y’all gonna have to fight over that. I’m just going for the blow job.”
Then we did rock, scissors, paper on who got (had?) to lick the shell while she cheered us on.
She was more into attention than sex… so I never got the blowjob.
That would have been clear from the beginning if I hadn’t been so drunk.
A cautionary tale indeed!
It occurs to me that the unfortunate fellow was probably not wearing the standard issue reflective belt.
Before you condemn the idea, remember the dinosaurs had no reflective belts, and they’re all dead.
LIMERICK
A legend throughout the ranks
for which everyone gave thanks.
But the smell was quite heinous
when he flexed his anus
to put holes through enemy tanks