Picture of the Day: Protest Against New U.S. Ambassador to South Korea
A protestor stages a solo rally near the U.S. Embassy in Seoul on July 11, 2022, to express her objection to the assignment of new U.S. Ambassador to South Korea Philip Goldberg, claiming the envoy is homosexual. (Yonhap)
Dear Korea,
A gay American ambassador is not a problem to solve. It is a situation to manage.
So stop complaining and start managing.
Korea should appoint a gay minister of foreign affairs.
Then have a soiree, play some show tunes, let the alcohol flow, and make sure there are plenty of poppers.
Then let them slip away to a quiet spot with a waiting can of Crisco… and boom!
(Or should I say bang?)
Korea will get preferential treatment for everything.
Want an extra THAAD? No THAAD? Operational control? Cheaper contribution to USKF? You name it.
Just remember…
When life gives you lemons, make lemonAIDS.