Picture of the Day: Lee Jae-myung Stabbing Suspect’s Realty Office Raided in Asan
Investigators from the Busan Metropolitan Police Agency seize materials during a raid on the office of a 67-year-old realty broker in Asan, 83 kilometers south of Seoul, on Jan. 3, 2024. The man stabbed the left side of the neck of Lee Jae-myung, head of the main opposition Democratic Party, during the latter’s visit to the construction site of an airport on Gadeok Island off Busan the previous day. (Yonhap)
So… looking at the picture…
The guy on the right is bent over.
The guy on the left is approaching with latex gloves.
The guy in the middle is obscuring the fact the guy on the right is gripping the desk and has his pants down.
Plot twist:
“Come on, man! I just clean apartments and I am here to pick up my check. I don’t know nuthin bout no stabbing.”
“Maybe we should go back to the station and sort this out? Lou, where’s the closest place to pick up a can of Crisco between here and the station? Resturaunt size.”