Q: What is 5 inches in diameter and says, “I hope you learned your lesson… esson… son… on… n”
A: Johnny Somali’s butthole echoing the guard’s parting words.
ChickenHead
16 days ago
If anyone is interested…
Johnny Somali (not actually Somali) is currently in an undisclosed location under police protection.
Songpa Police Station confirmed that Johnny will be facing charges for:
– threatening
– assault
– illegal drug use – They found a marijuana pipe on him – and, due to charges, we can presume both it and he tested positive.
– sexual harrassment – He made vulger comments to a number of women (on video) and it appears he did so to minors.
Mokpo Police Station are investigating:
– obstruction of business – throwing raman across a table when told not to drink alcohol (this can be a serious charge in Korea, unlike America where some leftist local governments value criminals more than the productive class)
– disturbance of peace charges – for a number of acts
Deep Fake charge seems like it might be dropped because the victim no longer wishes to press charge and has fled to Vietnam… though the law doesn’t require involvement of the victim.
Lewd actions with the comfort woman statue, claiming that Dokdo is Japanese, and other assorted dipshittary will get attention you don’t want… and you don’t want it if you just can’t just leave the drugs at home.
So, apart from police and prosecutors, who is giving attention?
Members of the national assembly are getting attention becasue they found an issue where they can combine Korean pride, comfort women, Dokdo, purity of Korean tween girls, etc. This is a win-win-win.
Former Korean marines are looking for him.
And two area gangs have put out a cash reward.
So the police have him under protection.
With the election over, Kennedy talking about jailing Fauci/Gates/and others engaged in covid vaccine fraud, the endgame starting in Ukraine, the middle east genocide going as planned, the TSCM plant in Phoenix making Taiwan less necessary, etc., this seems like an interesting diversion.
setnaffa
15 days ago
Sad that dude didn’t listen to his mom.
GreyBlack
15 days ago
The real story is that Korea is doing the job (and footing the bill) half a dozen other governments didn’t do.
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Q: What is 5 inches in diameter and says, “I hope you learned your lesson… esson… son… on… n”
A: Johnny Somali’s butthole echoing the guard’s parting words.
If anyone is interested…
Johnny Somali (not actually Somali) is currently in an undisclosed location under police protection.
Songpa Police Station confirmed that Johnny will be facing charges for:
– threatening
– assault
– illegal drug use – They found a marijuana pipe on him – and, due to charges, we can presume both it and he tested positive.
– sexual harrassment – He made vulger comments to a number of women (on video) and it appears he did so to minors.
Mokpo Police Station are investigating:
– obstruction of business – throwing raman across a table when told not to drink alcohol (this can be a serious charge in Korea, unlike America where some leftist local governments value criminals more than the productive class)
– disturbance of peace charges – for a number of acts
Deep Fake charge seems like it might be dropped because the victim no longer wishes to press charge and has fled to Vietnam… though the law doesn’t require involvement of the victim.
Lewd actions with the comfort woman statue, claiming that Dokdo is Japanese, and other assorted dipshittary will get attention you don’t want… and you don’t want it if you just can’t just leave the drugs at home.
So, apart from police and prosecutors, who is giving attention?
Members of the national assembly are getting attention becasue they found an issue where they can combine Korean pride, comfort women, Dokdo, purity of Korean tween girls, etc. This is a win-win-win.
Former Korean marines are looking for him.
And two area gangs have put out a cash reward.
So the police have him under protection.
With the election over, Kennedy talking about jailing Fauci/Gates/and others engaged in covid vaccine fraud, the endgame starting in Ukraine, the middle east genocide going as planned, the TSCM plant in Phoenix making Taiwan less necessary, etc., this seems like an interesting diversion.
Sad that dude didn’t listen to his mom.
The real story is that Korea is doing the job (and footing the bill) half a dozen other governments didn’t do.
Johnny Somali has brought all South Koreans together on at least one thing, beating his ass and putting him in jail.
@GIKorea, dude has nearly united the world…