I hate cig-litter. Anyhoo I think there are a few trees that would quickly dethrone that stinky bastad up there, trees of:
Fat Cells from all the Obese
Abused Livers from the Drunks
Unwashed Clothes from all the Potheads
That’s just the health-type stuff… how about trees made up of disposed tech waste from a-holes who don’t keep their stuff more than year?
ChickenHead
4 years ago
“For every man alive, somewhere out there is a Christmas tree that speaks to him as though he has a direct line to God’s generosity. And in this time, it is the hobos with nicotine addictions who shall rejoice.”
Father Christmas just barfed somewhere.
Worst. Santa. Ever.
I hate cig-litter. Anyhoo I think there are a few trees that would quickly dethrone that stinky bastad up there, trees of:
Fat Cells from all the Obese
Abused Livers from the Drunks
Unwashed Clothes from all the Potheads
That’s just the health-type stuff… how about trees made up of disposed tech waste from a-holes who don’t keep their stuff more than year?
“For every man alive, somewhere out there is a Christmas tree that speaks to him as though he has a direct line to God’s generosity. And in this time, it is the hobos with nicotine addictions who shall rejoice.”
– ChickenHead 2019
For Smokes. 😆