Army Releases Grading Scale for New Fitness Test
After years of development and testing the Army has gone from having an age and gender neutral fitness to one that is basically the older fitness test that had age and gender scoring scales, but additional events. Here is the score card that shows the max and minimum standards per event:
The full scorecard can be downloaded at this link.
America has had an Army for 250 years and they still can’t get their act together on a fitness test?
With apologies to the artist formerly know as Prince:
How do they know what a woman is?!?!?!
“You failed the new test, ChickenHead.”
“Nooooo. I didn’t. You have clearly made a mistake.”
“No I didn’t and yes, you did. This is the score needed to pass. This is your score. You failed.”
“You are looking at the wrong column. Stop assuming my gender.”
“What?”
“Don’t try to hate crime me, misogynist.”
“But… but… but… you are a man.”
“So now you are a biologist?”
“You date women.”
“I’m a lesbian.”
“You pee standing up.”
“I’m handicapped.”
“Well, I don’t care about your mental illness.
You failed the test.”
“You might believe that. But you have to ask yourself if your clear bigotry in the headlines of the leftist press, coupled with an EO complaint and an aggressive social media campaign, will help or hurt your career over doing nothing and letting me pass.”
“Oh, I was looking at the wrong column. You passed after all. Congradulations, ChickenHeadita.”