Picture of the Day: North Korean Farm Land Damaged By Typhoon
This photo, provided by North Korea’s official Korean Central News Agency on Aug. 14, 2023, shows farmland damaged by Typhoon Khanun in the North Korean county of Anbyon, Kangwon Province. North Korean leader Kim Jong-un inspected the area. (Yonhap)
North Korea needs my services.
“Damaged by typhoon,” is not what happened.
“Soil quality renewed for next year’s bountiful harvest,” is what I see.
In celebration, they should raise the chocolate ration from thirty grams a week to twenty.
Don’t worry, CH. The monthly allotment of Choco-pies from each household for Kim Jong Un will not be affected.
Although I am unsure where they get the cream filling the current Dear Leader is said to savor.