Picture of the Day: Criminal Robs Banks In Air Force PT Uniform
Police and the FBI are hunting for a bank robber disguised as an airman who can’t pass the tape test.
Kansas City authorities say what appears to be “a heavy-set woman” wearing an Air Force PT jacket and pants combo is the suspect behind a bank robbery and an attempted bank robbery on Monday in Missouri, Fox4KC reports. The suspect was also seen wearing a winter-style Skull cap, dark sunglasses, black gloves and carried a laptop-style black bag.
The suspect reportedly walked up to a teller at a Capitol Federal Savings inside of a Price Chopper supermarket in the Northland area at approximately 11:41 a.m. and presented a note demanding money, Fox4KC said. The suspect escaped with an unknown amount of cash into what police believe is a blue, four-door Nissan Altima.
About 30 minutes later, a person matching suspect’s description targeted a Community America Bank inside another supermarket, Hy-Vee, approximately five miles away. The suspect walked up to the teller station, presented a note, but fled without any cash.
No one was injured in both instances. Authorities believe the suspect is acting alone.
It is unclear if the suspect’s uniform makes a “swish-swish” sound. [Flight Lines]
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This article needs some correcting
as one key point, it’s neglecting,
This Air Force uniform
is hardly the norm
as it lacks a belt that’s reflecting.
I didn’t know the Air Force had a PT uniform? When did they start doing pt? j/k 🙂
ArmyGuy, you’re not too far off!
Once upon a time, they worried much less about PT.
Then the army started taking over and ground troops became more relevant than air support (not as important when you’re fighting an entity that doesn’t have an air force).
So the money started going to the more ground-centric services and oh, my! The USAF had to do something about that.
So they started putting people on the ground so they could say, “See! We do ground stuff too! How’s aboot more money?” Which led to more concern about things PT related.
Since when did the Air Force hire a Canuck as thier spokesman?
Q: How many Air Force guys does it take to rob a bank?
A: Only one… if he can do three things at once.
…hold the gun, keep his eye on the guard, and drink the sperm.
Q: How many Army guys does it take to rob a bank?
A: None. He just punches the Air Force guy in the stomach and steals his loot.
Q: How many Navy guys does it take to rob a bank?
A: None. They have no need of robbing a bank… as they have they live in an economy of sperm communism.
Q: How many friends does ChickenHead have around here after pretty much needlessly insulting every servicemember here?
A: One… but only if Tom is counted as hunan
Q: How many lame-ass sperm jokes can one drag out over some dyke robbing a bank in an Air Force PT uniform?
A: Many more than necessary.
The AF doesn’t have to wear glow belts because the white/grey park of the uniform is inherently reflective.
Or, at least, that’s what I’ve been told by a bunch of AF folks.