Tweet of the Day: Park Shin-hye Looking Good In Black

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Smokes
9 years ago

Stupid bag is ruining it…

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

Just pretend her bag contains an undulating fist-shaped double-headed strap-on with pulsing jelly tendrils and a grinding prostate piston, Smokes.

Ruined no longer.

You will get off after all.

Smokes
9 years ago

Nah can’t, bag’s too small for it.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I just knew Smokes was impotent. He can’t get off.

Smokes
9 years ago

It’s been like this ever since I turned out this Korean-Canadian I met a few years ago, she couldn’t get enough of me, 50, 100, 500 times a day… I’m still wore out.

You might know her:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choi_Yeo-jin

Finally I said “Look you stink of maple syrup, get away.”. I tossed her a few season tickets to the Senators and a couple bucks for some poutine to munch on; that was the last I saw of her while she went sobbingly on her way.

ChickenHead
ChickenHead
9 years ago

Smokes, is her bag big enough for a fantasy ladyboy pr0n stash. Would that work for you?

Tom, don’t be picking on my boy Smokes. Besides, don’t you have some pictures of dead Americans to stroke off to?

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Smokes, to f*ck a woman, you first need to get it up. Can you do that Smokes?

MTB Rider
9 years ago

Why are you so curious, Tom? What is it about the junk of other men that fascinate you so? Hmm…

You know, if you had done your duty rather than flee your country, leaving it to better men, you might have been able to sneak a peek in the showers. You would have gotten your AZZ beat, but you wouldn’t have been branded a coward.

Smokes
9 years ago

CH, what’s in such a bag? Is it for someone who fantasizes about being a ladyboy or is it for a ladyboy providing fantasies? It’s all in the details.

Tom, of course I can, the problem is I can’t keep it up for long with all these Asian women doing their best to put it back down… sheesh yellow fever’s a big problem these days, we should do something aboot it eh?

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