The one in the back looks pretty foxy… though the poor focus could be deceptive.
The one with her hands up honestly looks like a SE Asian ladyboy shuffling down the hotel hallway after a hard night in Smokes’ room…
…with last night’s worn makeup, a neck that looks like it truly might be wider than her head if viewed from the front… and an expression somewhere between disgusted self-loathing for what she has done and relief that it didn’t hurt at all… and a complexion that hints of 5 o’clock shadow.
The one on the right wouldn’t make a good flight attendant with those wide hips… but she would make a great baggage handler… being that she carries those eyes around with her all day. What the hell is wrong with her eyes? Has she been shooting krokodil in a Vladivostok basement? Is there not a single butcher in Kangnam who can reshape those ocular atrocities?
Looking at these girls is like settling down in front of a delicious meal and getting a hair in the first bite… and, upon further inspecting, finding a piece of plastic, a half worm, a stained bandaid, and the tip of a human finger.
“The one with her hands up honestly looks like a SE Asian ladyboy shuffling down the hotel hallway after a hard night in Smokes’ room… ”
Allow me to finish that sentence.
…a hard night in Smokes’ room being lectured about why a life in CH’es stable of debauchery is no life at all. Unfortunately good intentions don’t pay the bills and she has to face reality shame-stricken and return to get changed into her gimp suit to begin another night of Soju, smelly Ajeoshis, and the evil laughter of CH.
ChickenHead
9 years ago
Hmmm…
She said you are an inspirational lecturer… not dryly droning on with facts and figures… but more active… giving demonstrations of your points… a true hands-on lecturer…
…making much use of visual aids…
…oral aids…
…anal aids…
…but hopefully not viral AIDS.
None-the-less, you speak as if laughing manically at a gimp-suited tranny servicing ajushis is a bad thing.
It can’t be worse than watching reality TV or The View.
Hands up, Don’t Shoot…
…a load.
Don’t worry, baby… I won’t.
The one in the back looks pretty foxy… though the poor focus could be deceptive.
The one with her hands up honestly looks like a SE Asian ladyboy shuffling down the hotel hallway after a hard night in Smokes’ room…
…with last night’s worn makeup, a neck that looks like it truly might be wider than her head if viewed from the front… and an expression somewhere between disgusted self-loathing for what she has done and relief that it didn’t hurt at all… and a complexion that hints of 5 o’clock shadow.
The one on the right wouldn’t make a good flight attendant with those wide hips… but she would make a great baggage handler… being that she carries those eyes around with her all day. What the hell is wrong with her eyes? Has she been shooting krokodil in a Vladivostok basement? Is there not a single butcher in Kangnam who can reshape those ocular atrocities?
Looking at these girls is like settling down in front of a delicious meal and getting a hair in the first bite… and, upon further inspecting, finding a piece of plastic, a half worm, a stained bandaid, and the tip of a human finger.
“The one with her hands up honestly looks like a SE Asian ladyboy shuffling down the hotel hallway after a hard night in Smokes’ room… ”
Allow me to finish that sentence.
…a hard night in Smokes’ room being lectured about why a life in CH’es stable of debauchery is no life at all. Unfortunately good intentions don’t pay the bills and she has to face reality shame-stricken and return to get changed into her gimp suit to begin another night of Soju, smelly Ajeoshis, and the evil laughter of CH.
Hmmm…
She said you are an inspirational lecturer… not dryly droning on with facts and figures… but more active… giving demonstrations of your points… a true hands-on lecturer…
…making much use of visual aids…
…oral aids…
…anal aids…
…but hopefully not viral AIDS.
None-the-less, you speak as if laughing manically at a gimp-suited tranny servicing ajushis is a bad thing.
It can’t be worse than watching reality TV or The View.