Picture of the Day: Filipino Actress Makes Kimchi
Filipino actress Jessy Mendiola tastes kimchi during a publicity event in Seoul on May 1, 2015, to make the traditional fermented Korean dish made of seasoned vegetables in this photo released by food maker Pulmuone. Mendiola, designated as a tourism ambassador for South Korea, represents Korea’s culture through a popular TV program in the Philippines. (Yonhap)
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“Filipino Actress Makes Kimchi”
There is something you really must know
so I’ll explain it simple and slow.
If she has a vulva,
she’s a Filipina.
but with a diick, she’s a Filipino.
To keep up with Philippines standards
and ensure guys or girls are not slandered,
the “A” and the “O”
must be used apropos
‘Cuz they used to be run by the Spaniards.